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But to qualify as a top quality s’mores snack, they would have to pass my personal, one question test: Fudge, so this cereal still earns high marks. The squares are innovative and tasty, and they remind me of E.L. Spoiled by nostalgia (everything tastes better in the memory of a child) and spoiled by the superior Madagascar S’Mores Jungle Party Cereal, which is the current gold standard for s’mores cereals (or should I call it the golden toasted graham standard?) I’m gonna be honest here: Smorz are good, but I’ve been spoiled. The ‘mallows toss in a dash of vanilla flavor and creamy texture, but the squares still run the show. The fudge flavor is kinda washed away, and a strong toasted graham flavor emerges from the saturated squares that swell like milky balloons (you really shouldn’t Google that one!). They’re half creamy, half chalky, and they have a little bit of chocolatey oil seeped into them from the squares.īut strangely, the addition of milk changes everything. The marshmallows are nothing special, of course (they’re certainly not “flesh-eating dinosaur” levels of exciting). I really, really need to stop referring to things as “fudgy intestines.” If you’re reading this, NSA (or Grandma): I’m sorry. Instead, the squares’ chocolate flavor is what shines! More fudgy and buttery than cocoa-y, the rich chocolate coating is like a powdered version of the sweet, fudgy intestines Keebler stuffs inside every E.L. It’s more like the muted, grainy graham of those Oreo graham wafers you see on flavors like Key Lime Pie.

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I wouldn’t say it has the honey profile of a Teddy Graham or a Honey Maid graham cracker either. Their graham flavor isn’t too strong when eaten dry. I mean the “graham cracker part of the s’more that the melted chocolate made deliciously soft and squishy” kind of spongy, which is a good thing. I don’t mean the “lives in a pineapple under the sea” kind of spongy. Because, excuse my language: they’re delicious as h*ck! (Alright, you can bring the kids back into the room.) These pillowy delights have a slightly spongy texture, and while this might sound gross, hear me out. So unless these are genetically engineered Indomimallow Rexes, most of us will probably buy this cereal mostly for the squares.Īnd there’s a very good reason for that.

Yeah, there are marshmallows too, but to paraphrase Jurassic World, “Let’s face it: no one’s impressed by marshmallows anymore.” Though I have a feeling I’ll be just as bulbous by the time I’m done with this cereal. Pouring out a bowl of Smorz, I’m impressed by just how big, bulbous, and puffy these chocolate-covered graham squares are. We’ll just forget the part where s’mores are a traditional summer treat and the ice on my driveway just made me slip head over heels like Charlie Brown kicking a football.īut who can be upset when Smorz, one of the most-missed discontinued cereals, is back? Well, maybe fans of S’Mores Crunch (keep dreaming, friends).ĭo Smorz hold up to the not-too-distant memories we have of them? Memories of the early 2000s that are filled with Backstreet Boys CDs, post-Y2K relief, and American Idol viewing parties? Let’s find out! You may have to select a menu option or click a button.With not one, but two-count ’em- two (2) exclamation points! That’s how you know Kellogg’s means business. Follow the instructions for disabling the ad blocker on the site you’re viewing.You may have more than one ad-blocker installed. You’ll usually find this icon in the upper right-hand corner of your screen. Click the icon of the ad-blocker extension installed on your browser.When it turns gray, click the refresh icon that has appeared next to it or click the button below to continue.Click on the large blue power icon at the top.

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